An Ode... To The Hybrid Unsung Hero Of Breakfast

Ok. So tomorrow my pops and I are going paintball. We usually don't eat out while we're there so I was rumaging around the cupboards and such today to see what I could bring along as a munchie. I found it. Cheerio's, Oatmeal, and Raisins. Unfortunately, we cant bring milk along to put on the cheerio's out to the field. Then it hit me. A revelation to great and terrible to be imagined. The hybrid cereal .














Though less photogenic than it's counterpart... the bowl of cereal, this cereal is much more evolved. Simply take take the three main ingredients throw them into the blender, and hit liquefy.






Ok so I know exactly what you're thinking. "Is he NUTS!?! Who would eat something like that?". Well to answer to your question. Me :). If Gianni can eat it... so can the world. I think I'll market my idea. Sell it to General Mills. Who Knows... maybe I can retire at age 15.

2 comments:

cat said...

:C<$%$##$!@% oooohhhh, that stuff is nasty. Only the most twisted of minds could ever come up with that. Ever heard of granola? You can make that stuff pretty easily, and it's not wet or gooey. blegh. Thanks, you just ruined my breakfast appetite. :\ Does it actually taste? I can't believe you used that rice/soy milk stuff. blegh! so have fun paintballing... peg em plenny.
Cat

Gianni said...

Yes it does taste. But does the word Applesauce mean anything to you? Who on earth would think about blending up apples and adding sugar and milk to it? What makes my hybrid cereal any less appetizing than applesauce? Or I dare say... tapioca pudding. So THERE! Oh I had a blast P'Bing. My cereal was a hit B). Later and Hoo-Ah